Friday, September 3, 2010

Dancing with the "Stars"

I've never been a fan of DWTS. I don't think I've ever seen a full episode. I've seen clips here and there, but never cared about watching it regularly. The other day I was on a news site and saw that Bristol Palin is going to be on the 11th season of DWTS. Out of curiosity, I clicked on the link to the website to see who else is going to be on this season. I have a few comments about the round-up.

1. Bristol Palin - how in the world is she a "star"??? Isn't she just some kid who was pregnant and in the media for a minute because her mother was running for vice-president?

2. David Hasselhoff - The Hoff. Okay, he's a star. A washed-up, has-been star, but a star none the less. He's a lot like Elvis. When he dies there will be "Hoff Sightings".

3. The Situation - Ummmmm, okay. This guy wants to be called "The Situation". I don't get it. That is not a name! The situation is looking very grim indeed.

4. Kurt Warner - I've never heard of this guy, but I'm not a football fan. If he, in fact, is a former NFL "star" then he's good to go.

5. Michael Bolton - He's a star. Was a star. Whatever, I give. He stays.

6. Jennifer Grey - Well, no one puts Baby in the corner. Although, if you get a nose job and no one can recognize you anymore, you should lose your "star" status.

7. Florence Henderson - Oh my. This woman is 76! More power to Mrs. Brady!

8. Audrina Patridge - I guess if you watch The Hills...or watched The Hills (it went off the air, yes?), then she is a star. One who Justin Bobby uses as a doormat...

9. Rick Fox - another athlete. I wouldn't know.

10. Brandy - All I can remember about Brandy is that the boy is hers and she was a horrible Cinderella. I think I knew who she was for about 15 minutes in 9th grade.

11. Margaret Cho - Apparently she's a comedian. Hilarious.

12. Kyle Massey - Played in "That's So Raven". The tween vote probably won't get you far here dude.

I vote the show change its name to "Dancing with these people because we can't actually get many real stars even though that's what we promise...but, please, keep watching!"


Chelley N said...

Okay, so I really have no clue who most of those people are. But I did enjoy your comments!

Janet said...

Agree 100%!!!

Miss Tori said...

Margaret Cho is funny! She plays on Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime (it's over for the summer season). You may not care for her as she can be raunchy, but she is funny.

I'd recommend catching DDD on if you haven't watched it before. It's a really good show.