Friday, November 21, 2008

Celebrity Baby Names

In the aftermath of another hideously disgusting baby name (Ashlee Simpson named her son Bronx [as in one of the worst parts of NYC] Mowgli [as in the fictional character from The Jungle Book]), I thought I would compile a list of the most horrendous names celebrities have come up with of late. I also added whether they are a boy or a girl because you would never be able to figure it out by their wacked out name. Why must they make up the weirdest names they can to name this precious baby's? These are your children, People! Not Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors!

Audio Science -boy- proud parent is Shannyn Sossamon

Banjo - boy - Rachel Griffiths

Denim - boy - Toni Braxton

Fifi Trixibelle, Little Pixie, and Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlottle Angel Vanessa (I'm serious) - girls - Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Jermajesty - boy - Jermaine Jackson

Pilot Inspektor - boy - Jason Lee

Pirate Houseman - boy - Jonathan Davis

Rebel, Rocket, Racer, Rogue - boys - Robert Rodriguez

Saffron Sahara - girl - Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon (no wonder he didn't make it in music)

Alabama Gypsy Rose - girl - Drea de Matteo

Apple Blythe - girl - Gwyneth Paltrow

Bluebell Madonna - girl - Geri Halliwell

Coco - girl - Courtney Cox

Ever Gabo - girl - Milla Jovovich

Everly Bear - boy - Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie

Harlow Winter Kate (Kate is the best part of this name) - girl - Nicole Richie

Kal-El Coppola - boy - Nicolas Cage

Kingston - boy - Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Zuma Nesta Rock - boy - Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Puma - girl - Erykah Badu

True Harlow - Joely Fisher

And the winner of the most horrid celebrity baby name is.....drumroll please....

MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER

Congratulations Penn Jillette. You have surrendered your child to a life of shame becuse of the baby name you picked out. How did you pick that name anyway? Scattagories dice? Did you let the dictionary fall open and blindly pointed to a page and name her Crimefighter because of that? You suck at picking baby names!

6 comments:

Melanie said...

I don't know why these people name their kids crazy names. It bugs me. I don't think they think about what it does to the kids. They are always going to be made fun of. Sad. And most of the celebs that named them crazy names have normal, common names. Nuts!

Jackie. said...

EW! Someone had sex with Jermain Jackson??????

Elana Kahn said...

I actually was thinking about this the other day. I agree that people need to think about the names they're giving their children. Celebrities think they can do whatever the please, but everyone else thinks they're dumb for doing it. :-)

Mercedes said...

You forgot pilot inspector! lol.

ssbean said...

Those are really crazy names. Unbelievable!!

Brett and Audra said...

There's some rocker out there that named their kid "Peaches", also don't forget Rumer and Tallulah Willis! I think it's purely for attention.