Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Single Again

I hate breaking up. I went to get my hair cut this evening and I must have put on my invisibility cloak without realizing it because no one even acknowledged my presence. I hate you stupid haircut chain! As Taylor Swift would say, "You're just another picture to burn." So, we are over and I must start the search for "the one" again. I've used 6 different salons here and none of them have been worthy of a long term commitment. So, here's the breakup story. I went in about 6:20 this evening. There was a line at the counter so I just stood there. Well, no one said anything to me so I went ahead and sat down. There was one other lady waiting at that time. 10 minutes roll by and no one has said anything to me still. There were 7 ladies in there cutting hair and by that time, 3 of them were finished. So, the other lady that was waiting was called back, but the other 2 hair dressers went into the back. So, I wait. And wait. And wait. Someone else came in and one of the girls asked if she had been helped. She was just there to pick up her daughter. So I wait. And wait. And wait. Finally, a woman and her son came in. One of the hair dressers that was in the back came out and asked if they had been helped. The son needed a hair cut. "Sure, come right on over here and sit down." WHAT?!?! I WAS HERE FIRST! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 30 MINUTES! At that point, I walked out. In a huff. I hope they saw. Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my friend. You have been the one, you have been the one for me.

2 comments:

Chelley N said...

Oh the drama of finding a good hair place! Try an actual salon this time... not a place like fantastic sam's. Too bad you don't live around here... Chris and I love our stylist Amberjo!

Earl Gearl said...

Been there. Done that. The last "salon" I went to, I paid $30.00 for the "crank cut." It apparently put layers in my hair. Whatever!