Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Creepy little things

Here is a list of things I think are creepy:

1. Amy Winehouse's beehive (what does she store in there???)

2. The instruments that are on display in an exam room at the doctors (they leave us in there to imagine all the horrible things they do with them...)

3. Medical personnel who will take your blood, but won't give their own. (Vampiric tendencies?)

4. Charles Shaffer

5. Men who hug a little too long or hold your hand when they're shaking it a little too long.

6. Dark parking lots

7. Touchy-feely people ( If I wanted your germs, I would ask for them)

8. Celebrities who don't take showers (Matthew McConaughey and Orlando Bloom, you would think they could afford soap and water or maybe a personal hygiene guru)

9. The fact that songs like "Rehab" top our billboard (More of a sad commentary on our society)

10. Doctors with lazy eyes (I went to him....once)

11. Wind chimes (Twister anyone?)

12. Nursing homes (You can just feel death on the horizon)

13. Gas station, skating rink, and bowling alley bathrooms (Do you really need to go that bad? You might get hepatitis)

14. Empty church buildings (I don't know why, I just think they are creepy)


Chelley N said...

I laughed out loud at number 4! That's too much!

Angie said...

I just left Chelley's and she told me to read this blog. I am laughing so hard I am crying! Yeah #4 needs no explaining!