Bible Class Funnies

My mother and I teach a 2 and 3 year old class on Wednesday evening.

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From the mouth of babes:

M: "I am going to go to the fair tomorrow night!"

T: "We don't go to the fair because of the freaks with weird hair."

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Rejection at age two:

A: grabs T-Roy's hand to hold

T: looks at her like she is insane and pulls his hand away

A: grabs his hand again to hold

Miss Jody: "A, I don't think T wants to hold your hand...."

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While teaching class about the Ethiopian Eunuch:

Miss Lisa: "Who is this man?" (pointing to a picture of a man in a chariot)

C: "The Philadelphian man!"

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Miss Lisa: "T-Roy, what do you want to sing?"

T: "The Fishing Boat Song."

M: "When my dad and I go fishing, the fish never come!"