On the way home from work tonight:

Me: "Are you going to leave me the car tonight?"

Russ: "Unless you want to drive the brick."

Me: "The brick?"

Russ: "Yeah, the brick."

Me: "So, it went from the buick, to the buke, to the bruick, to the bruke, to the brick?"

Russ: "It's evolution. It evolved."

Me: (thinking) Your brain evolved....backwards....