For the last week, the weather has been absolutely gorgeous here. So gorgeous that Chloe Jo and I have been going to the park almost every day. After church services today, I left CJ at home with Daddy and I went to the park to walk. A while after I got there, a silver truck and a black SUV pulled up. They happened to pull in on the side of the park that I was walking on at that particular moment. A teenage guy gets out of the silver truck and walks over to the SUV. The driver of the SUV (also a teenager) stands up through the sunroof (like a jack-in-the-box)! And this is what happened:
Mr. Popgoestheweasel: "Hey there..." (yeah, like Joey from Friends)
Me (looked around to make sure he was talking to me): "Uh, hey." and I kept on walking.
Mr. Popgoestheweasel: "Yeah, that isn't rude."
Okay Mr. Popgoestheweasel: First of all, I'm almost 30 years old. It's a little Creepy McCreeperson of you to try to flirt with me in the park. Second, the completely flat bill on your hat is oh-so-not-cool. Third, the rap about the KKK you have playing in your car is completely inappropriate. All in all, I'm not flattered by your paltry attempt at flirting. Mmmkay?
This happens to me all the time..ha ha ha. I feel like telling them "If I had a baby when a lot of Indians do, you would have been my son's age lol. These kids God!
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